HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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