I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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