My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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