we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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