I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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