Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
