I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You have to summon your inner elephant
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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