Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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