She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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