You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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