the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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