with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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