How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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