you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
These tits shall not be calmed
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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