it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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