I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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