I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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