Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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