we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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