got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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