I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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