It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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