i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
