you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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