I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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