another moral hangover. fuck.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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