fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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