They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Still dying that you shit outside
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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