Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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