Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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