he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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