You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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