do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
please come you make the beer taste better
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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