Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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