So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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