You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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