Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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