I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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