PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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