what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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