I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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