He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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