Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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