no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
