We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i out mim tonsoeep
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