Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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