been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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