David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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