Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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