I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Pants are for mortals
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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